Host Me at the SuperBowl?

I’m headed down to Vegas to watch a new friend do a show the day before the Superbowl. Then I am going to a VIP party with this guy that everyone is talking about cuz he likes football and dates a famous singer. I am going to pass on the $15k tickets to the Superbowl. One year I will be there, I just need stronger manifesting powers. I am only a level 6 wizard, but my powers are growing.

My purpose of making the Superbowl the subject of today’s 4:20 news is so I can find someone who reads these emails and willing to host us in Vegas. I just need a place to rest 3 heads on the 10th. In return I have a ticket to Bert’s show for you. You will be hosting 3 very good Mormon kids, all returned missionaries, all Eagle Scouts, very righteous boys. Never ever do we do naughty things, never ever:)

That all folk,

SP